Is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Any Good?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - A Quick, Late Film Review by Nathan Brooks

Oh no.

What I Liked

Err...

What I disliked

Well, first of all -

Final Thoughts

Oh no.

Overall: 32948024092/10

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